Nobody except us knows how much more we treasure our female readers over the male ones. Sorry guys, but… you understand. Ah, the hours of joy spent browsing through their image galleries on Facebook… life is worth living for moments like these. We wouldn’t be gentlemen if we have forgotten to wish you all the best in the world on this day, 8th of March, International Women’s Day. Grow healthy and beautiful, may everything in your life turn out super well and love us like we love you.

Do you remember this episode? Is Charles on the cover of Bellboy’s Digest? Did we know then? We will never find out. Despite that we invite you to read a short story about bellboy, monkey and life.

In today’s episode we comment on Apple’s new baby - iPad - which Internet considers to be sort of retarded. Well, since people were way too overhyped over the mysterious new product and expected it to at least tie cravats and conduct abortions, the general dissapointment doesn’t suprise me. While it is easy to take jabs at the iPad, I personally think the tablet has it’s potential. iPod Touch is one of those things I like to put my hands on, though reading the internets on it can be a bit painful. I can easily imagine the joy of reading websites, ebooks and comics on a bigger screen, not to mention drawing on it. That being said, iPad remains nothing but an expensive gadget that can hardly be considered revolutionary, let alone magical. You know what’s magical? Harry fucking Potter. Try to fight Voldemort with your tablet, Steve Jobbs.